Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

Tijuana Tango Powder

The Tijuana Tango Powder is a white substance known to some law authorities as cocaine. However, the Tijuana stuff is something special. Typically, it has high amounts of baby powder but something is better than nothing especially after 36 margaritas.

Jimmy: Hell yeah h had the tango powder! Is it sketch he was our cab driver though?
Nick: No I trust all my cab drivers especially in Tijuana
*Jimmy rips gator of a Tijuana tango powder*
Jimmy: I think that’s more baby powder than chowder. I’m fucking buckled.

by Boozehound2022 January 23, 2023

She's been Tango'd

When a girl applies fake tan and then appears unnaturally orange. Often seen to be slappers/slags etc.

"cor fred - she's been tango'd"

by Inthesilence January 28, 2007

Making a tongue taco

Performing oral sex on a female.

After watching her strip he felt like making a tongue taco.

by timebuilder June 29, 2011

On the tongs

To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.

We have been on the tongs for a couple of days now and were still not burnt

by Carmen Sider April 4, 2019

stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.

Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good

by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022

whiskey tango foxtrot

military phonetics for wtf aka what the fuck

person one - "wow did he really just spell liked as like't?"

person two - "whiskey tango foxtrot he must be a real pugnant bro."

by P.V. treat 928 March 17, 2010