Toilet Trout

A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.

Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.

by kingdaddyg December 01, 2010

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toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

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take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 17, 2006

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10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 02, 2011

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angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.

Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.

by ACE L April 01, 2009

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