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Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
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Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019
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10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.
That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!
by Danno81 March 17, 2011
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angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.
by ACE L March 31, 2009
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Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011
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Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.
Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.
by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007
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Naggy Toilet

i woke up this morning and felt like naggy toilet
by joey125 October 7, 2010
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