Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

by Danno81 March 17, 2011

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
by ACE L March 31, 2009

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011

by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007

by joey125 October 7, 2010
