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Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up
I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.
by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022
mugGet the Bath and toastermug.

Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"
by Hybride February 19, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot
Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am
by Estepona September 19, 2018
mugGet the Toastermug.

Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
mugGet the Toaster surfingmug.

Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron
You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!
by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020
mugGet the Toastermug.

Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)
"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"
by MannCow August 15, 2017
mugGet the Toastermug.

Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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