Nap Time

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.

Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'

by BPTinyGirl September 10, 2009

Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 24, 2009

Time haters

First used on the chappelle show, a sketch where three african american men and a chinese-american man go back in time to the 1800's to call a single slavemaster "a cracker" then later a honky.

"We are the time haters and we have travelled all the way through time to call you a cracker "

The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....

by The time haterszzzz April 15, 2012

Time's up

A reckoning. Face the music. You're going to get what you deserve

Time's up. The end's in sight and you better face the consequences of your deeds

by CCPhilly May 26, 2017

Tímea

Tímea is the best girl. She's nice, smart, funny and SO so pretty. She loves listening to old rock bands and watching old movies. She's fierce. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Learning new things and exploring the world in every way possible is her hobby. The power and range of her imagination is extraordinary, so it's no surprise that she's good at writing.

Tímea is the best. We should all strive to be like Tímea.

by omg__me October 16, 2019

Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.

- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.

by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010