Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

Teseria

Pleasantly mysterious, sharp as a tack, gives up no slack, she's certainly a woman you could imagine in a short skirt and a looong jacket...
Seriously though, your lucky if she accompanies you, unlucky if you dare not to keep up. You'll be left beaten, broken, and battered, but have a smile of utmost satisfaction on your face as you lay safely in bed.

Dude what the hell happened?
Just a night like any other with Teseria

by Fraudulent Psycho February 1, 2017

thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.

Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"

by truth999 March 15, 2017

theefoon

a term used in black magic which supposedly turns the person who it was said at into any animal the person thinks of!!!

Jack: Hello Elijah, how are you doing
Elijah: I am fine but I want a pet dog
Jack: "theefoon"
Elijjah: "woof,woof"(a dog now)
Jack: well atleast I have a pet dog hahahahahah!!!(walking elijah the dog)

by Jxbless aka John.Oladunjoye April 19, 2018

theeb

Someone who is overly obsessed with the theatre, goes to a lot of Broadway shows and searches all over YouTube for musicals that he/she can watch online.

Made out of the first letters from 'theatre' and the last 3 letters from 'weeb'.

You're going to a Broadway show again this weekend? God, you're such a theeb.

by Adware October 16, 2017

thee

a very fancy way of saying the

pass theeeeeee salt plz

by sociallyawkwardsandwhich December 15, 2017

Theeb

A theeb is a theater weeb. It means (as of 2018) they only musicals they like are dear evan hansen, hamilton, heathers, and be more chill. They claim to be in the broadway culture which they know so little about. Educate yourself on other broadway shows to become not a theeb.

"I love Hamilton"
"Ooh, did you hear? Gypsy is getting a revival!"
"What's gyspy?"
"Oh, so you're a theeb"

by geminius March 20, 2018