Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010

Playground mode

a fun salty opoornunity to do it the fortnut and its perfecr for the following, Mirac to get salty, Ronnie to complain, Ali to go play overwatch, Efe to kill in 1v1s while spectating, And Gage to scream every time he dies

hey wann play Playground mode

by GAGESTR October 17, 2018

tunak mode

when your brown friend goes sicko mode and accidentally commits a mass murder

maham: im going tunak mode
ram: oh no
alisha: oh no
everyone: oh no

by im going sicko mode January 15, 2019

Insi-mode

The act of committing Bankruptcy Fraud. Commonly associated with rabbits or foxes.

ApoRed: I have activated the Insi-mode because I am a smart fox 🦊.

Every sane person: So you committed Bankruptcy fraud?

ApoRed: Why are you making fun of my curtains?

by DeltaLy July 4, 2022

Smol Mode

when you are feeling soft, cute, sad, or vulnerable. Usually after your energy goes away.

Yeah sorry I'm not saying the funny as much i'm in Smol Mode.

by cunm February 4, 2020

alien mode

Being so drunk and high that your ability to move is no longer functioning. Everything spins and you blackout, and eventually teleport to the bathroom where you wake up puking. Similar to being abducted by aliens.

Kid has eyes closed with his hands on his head: "Oh look at Jeff, he's for sure in Alien mode!"

by Kareem Judar January 16, 2014

Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019