Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

texas seven

a badass group of seven prisoners that escaped from a texas jail and killed a cop during a robbery

"Did you hear about the seven guys that escaped from jail?"
"The texas seven"

by latinojodido October 14, 2015

texas chic

Attire that is chic and stylish, yet distinctly Texan. Ladies can comply with a "Texas chic" dress code simply by wearing cowboy boots (pointed or snip-toe, not ropers) with jeans, a denim skirt, a short or long skirt, or dress. The top can be anything stylish, even a nice tshirt. Jewelry can be western style silver and turquoise, gold or pearls. Men, wear boots and jeans with an oxford shirt (plain, subtly plaid or striped) and skip the "Rhinestone Cowboy" type button-down shirt and huge rodeo belt buckle. Pull-on Red Wing work boots (aka frat boy boots) or cowboy boots can be worn by men. Cowboy hats are optional, depending on the event. If it's a ranch party, wearing a hat is okay. If it's a polo match, probably not. (And FYI, Texans call "cowboy boots" just "boots". )

The rehearsal dinner called for Texas chic, so I wore my boots with a denim dress and braided leather belt.

by austinmama April 8, 2016

texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.

Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.

by Ordam September 15, 2016

Texas Sex Rock

A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.

J: "Would you like this Texas Sex Rock?"
C: "Yes, give it to me!"

by Red Headed Devil May 25, 2016

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017