Definitions by Ordam

Danish Dryer 

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.

The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.

Danish Dryer by Ordam November 17, 2016

texas blackbird 

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.

Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.

texas blackbird by Ordam September 15, 2016