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Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”
“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”
by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025
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thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡
"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"
by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018
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mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3
them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today
by finelinesjess June 28, 2021
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mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.
them: do you like mrs…tomlinson on tiktok?
me: like? honey i love 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼🤌🏼
by finelinesjess June 28, 2021
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