piss take

See: take the piss

Why don't you find that song funny? It's clearly a piss take.

by bungybob May 16, 2006

take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

by sprkim182 November 15, 2007

you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 25, 2017

Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"

by Dovetchka July 26, 2008

Take Five

A well-known jazz instrumental song by Dave Brubeck. Plays in 5/4 time signature.

I would like to learn how to play Take Five in piano, guitar, saxophone and drums! It's real catchy!

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

take the cake

to deserve the highest honor or admiration

The latest manipulated photo really takes the cake. (example of take the cake)

by The Return of Light Joker November 9, 2010

Take It Deep

The opposite of "Take It Easy", said with a snarly, vindicative purpose. Commonly used when dismissing someone you don't like.

Mike: Later dude.
Joe: Take it deep.

Simple, yet effective.

by [e-mail] August 19, 2007