Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX September 11, 2005

Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 17, 2011

Naggy Toilet

feeling like crap or something that is rubbish

i woke up this morning and felt like naggy toilet

by joey125 October 7, 2010

Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007

Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

by Cherrubim March 27, 2011

angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.

Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.

by ACE L March 31, 2009