by Justin Lackey May 1, 2005
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In reference to the current time or times, usually used to introduce or bring a subject to light in the current time.
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Get the In Times Like These mug.A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.
In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.
In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.
Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?
Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"
Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"
by SleeperAgent April 13, 2015
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Alabama Crimson Tide
Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.
Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.
In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.
In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.
In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.
In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.
Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.
In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.
In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.
In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.
In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
by jakeobryan January 7, 2010
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by andylago September 21, 2005
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George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"
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