Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

by Datacube January 17, 2023

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

Bittersweet Symphony

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
Where all the veins meet yeah,

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no
I can't change
I can't change

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
Try to find some money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
Where all the things meet yeah

You know I can't change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no,
I can't change
Can't change my body,
No, no, no

(You've got to change your violence,) Got your sex and violence,
Melody and Silence
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Have you ever been down?
Have you've ever been down?

by Death Menace June 30, 2023

Down symptom

Another misspell of the word "down syndrome". It's used to make fun of someone for fun.

Bro, do you have down symptom?

I swear this guy has down symptom.

by Zetrohix November 14, 2023

Down symptom

A misspell of the condition "down syndrome". Used to call someone, "dumb", or "stupid" in a fun way.

Bro do you have down symptom?
I swear this guy has down symptom.

by Zetrohix November 14, 2023

Nazi Sympathizer

I'm not an Elon... You know that right? Like, that retard is trying to take credit for A.I. and it was totally me who did that. I'm the smart brain! I should have screwed Amber Heard! ME!

Hym "And I didn't say Hitler was right, I said Hitler did the Jewish religion... To the Jews... Like, literally. Extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the Holyland-er- Motherland (why do I keep doing that?). So I CAN'T be a Nazi sympathizer. To be a Nazi sympathizer I'd have to be a Judaism sympathizer... And we all know how I feel about the Jews... That the women are sexy and the religion is an evil racial supremacy doctrine.... I mean... You see the Genocide they're doing right now, right? AGAIN! The Young Turks and their supporters were ALSO (mostly) Jews! And they Genocided the Armenians! That's genocide number 2! They've done twice as many genocides as Hitler now! BUUUUUUUT.... Yeah, no, the conservatives might be a LITTLE MORE NAZI ADJACENT than I previously thought... Ok. Fine. You were right. They're pretty Nazi like. BUUUUUT (Again) THAT'S STILL ALL DOWNSTREAM OF THE JEW DERIVATIVE RELIGION! So, I'm still kind of right! Yahweh is like the original Nazi!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

sensual symptoms

This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!

Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.

by von groovy July 2, 2024