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Clique surfer

A person who exists outside of any specific clique in a social latter and can be seen in almost or all cliques. This person is usually seen by all people as a friend or someone who has multiple good traits to allow them to exist in all cliques. This type of person is usually the least judgmental of all people.
Justin? Yeah he’s a clique surfer. He hangs out with the jocks and the nerds. He’s an all around chill guy
by Alleghetto’s Finest August 7, 2018
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post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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Blighpass surgery

An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.
I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.
by QuacksO May 24, 2019
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Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019
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alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.
Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.
by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020
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Meme Surgery

The act of cropping a meme when an unsightly watermark takes up an 1/8th of the meme.
"Fuck, this meme is funny but OP forgot to remove the obnoxious Reddit watermark. Looks like i'm gonna have to perform a meme surgery."
by snailevangelist April 20, 2020
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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
by K&LB June 27, 2020
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