A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.
It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.
It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.
DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"
INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"
INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"
by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023
Get the Commie Switchboard mug.When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.
“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
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Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.
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Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.
by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023
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Get the Nintendo switch for women mug.The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.
Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"
Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"
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Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".
Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"
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Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".
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