geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

Stand-Up Coaster

The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP

Guest 11037 said Stand-Up Coaster was terrible!

by CzechOutSlovakia11037 April 11, 2023

Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

T stands for theodore

the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool

random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool

by THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER December 16, 2021

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.

That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010

One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.

One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.

by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011