Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

aim-night stand

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly

girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha

by edipPhillygrrl September 18, 2009

Stand-Up Coaster

The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP

Guest 11037 said Stand-Up Coaster was terrible!

by CzechOutSlovakia11037 April 11, 2023

Six Month Stand

When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.

"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."

by PierrePickle July 19, 2014

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.

"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"

by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011

One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.

That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010