Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.
Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,
Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...
Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,
Doch manchmal ist es schwer...
(Chorus)
In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,
Sie tut uns kein gefallen...
(Chorus)
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.
Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,
Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...
Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,
Doch manchmal ist es schwer...
(Chorus)
In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,
Sie tut uns kein gefallen...
(Chorus)
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
Get the Stalker Lili mug.by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009
Get the Bum-Stalker mug.by Smurkio February 24, 2025
Get the UD stalker mug.A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalker mug.A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
Get the stalker light mug.When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
by 3pips May 3, 2018
Get the Stalker dial mug.