Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

squirrel treat

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze

Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.

by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012