Spitebaby

When your deadbeat ex threatens to have a baby with their current casual boyfriend if you don’t take them back.

My ex: I you don’t take me back I’m going to have a baby with Nate.

Me: Ok good luck with that spitebaby

by Pdx1984 October 28, 2020

Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.

Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.

by Bweave May 16, 2021

sprote

A dumb combination of Sprite and Coke

You guys want some Sprote?

by dawafflemonsta September 6, 2021

wigg spliter

A shot to the head. A bullet that goes through your head.

Imma hit you with a wigg spliter in halo 3

by Eazymelow April 6, 2009

nipple spritz

One of three things that Josh Steffen does after every video.

Hey, you should check out Josh Steffen, he's an amazing drummer. And apparently he has this weird tradition of doing a nipple spritz every time he's done drumming.

by Stemadsen December 29, 2017

Spritecranberry.net

A shock site disguised as a website to get a free Sprite Cranberry. Please don't type it up.

Person 1: "Hey, what have you done today?
Person 2: "I looked up "Spritecranberry.net but it traumatized me when I realized I didn't get a free can of Sprite Cranberry. It just redirected me to some weird YouTube video!
Person 1: "I warned you not to type that URL up!"

by Dilly Mackey November 24, 2019

spritz

When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!

Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home.

by JulSpad October 4, 2008