Spitebaby

When your deadbeat ex threatens to have a baby with their current casual boyfriend if you don’t take them back.

My ex: I you don’t take me back I’m going to have a baby with Nate.

Me: Ok good luck with that spitebaby

by Pdx1984 October 28, 2020

shitbaby

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your butt experiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.

UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!

by Yabigdumi May 18, 2006

Shitbaby

A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.

She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.

by bushmeatburrito September 7, 2016

spacebaby

v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.

wow, is she okay? she looks like a lobster. she must have spacebabied earlier today.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

spiteback

n. a harsh or spiteful reply, esp. to a friendly or innocuous comment or question.

"Hey, how you doin?"
"Like you fucking care."
"Dude, what's with the spiteback?"

by Droedan March 2, 2009

spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017

Shitbaby

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

by ochawan October 13, 2008