A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014
Get the spoon-ationshipmug. A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
Get the The Spoons Yearsmug. by Katyladey August 16, 2016
Get the spoon whoremug. An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
Get the Savage Spooningmug. A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
Get the Bag and Spoonmug. by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015
Get the smooth spoonmug. When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021
Get the Milky Spoonmug.