Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

by APervert May 13, 2005

Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air

I gave her the side splitter

by JBut December 25, 2007

Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

splitt

split or spliff

a rolled marijuana cigarette a.k.a. a "joint" or "doobie"

Yo let's go burn a splitt my man.

by doggie style December 7, 2003

splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005

Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009