Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

spooge

Spooge - The shit that comes outta your knob once you done either

a) Screwing
b) Beatin' It

Awww, Ben Affleck's Spooge!

by Matt C April 2, 2004

spoogentaugen

a special ceiling fan that glows bright red when you are high.

woah man. that spoogentaugen is soo bright i think it migh expload.

by cooliaga May 21, 2006

sploobed

Derived from splooge and boob.

Refers to shooting a load on a (usually fat) chick's boobs.

"Did you fuck that fattie last night?"

"No, her pussy stunk so bad I sploobed her and kicked her to the curb!"

by smegma roach September 11, 2005

Sploogie

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

splooker

the debris that flies out of your mouth when your speaking. food, spit...etc

during my conversation with patty she splookered all over me

by machelle January 12, 2008