splitpin

cunt

famous local hardcore dj from the midlands, e.g dj splitpin

by hardcore-henry June 7, 2009

Skipping Disc

When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !

Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.

Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!

by troubledemon September 5, 2009

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

sipping coffee

The act of performing oral sex on the anus while the receiver has a bad case of diarrhea.

My boyfriend surprised me and I ended up sipping coffee last night

by Retsamemag333 August 25, 2017

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Anti-shipping

When someone is against fictional pedophilic and incestuous ships. The opposite of Proship, which is when somebody supports those ships and drawing/writing child porn and incest.

Person 1: Rick x Morty is so cute!
Person 2: What the fuck. That’s literally incest and pedophilia.
Person 1: Go fuck yourself. Anti-shipping is so annoying. It’s fictional so who cares if I look at child porn of them?

by puppudding April 1, 2021