Spasm chasm

bilbo vagins. A patch of wrinkles covered in fur with a moist hole in the middle. Missile bunker. An 'ussy' that starts with 'p'.

Put your missile in my bunker to turn it into a spasm chasm

by .•● October 26, 2018

Asum Spasm

A spasm of the buttuck.... Vigorous twitching in the rear and this phenomona only occurs when the sufferer is disturbed or irritated by peers.

Chelsea: "I think we could all use a good grind and hand crank..."

Rob: "I agree lets do that."

Kasey: "You people make my ass twitch..." O___o

Chelsea: "Hoe shit, shes got the Asum spasm..."

by Sucktacular bacheler July 21, 2010

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.

I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

Splashy

The act of getting "Splashy", involves taking hallucinogenic drugs or drugs that make you feel all light and "splashy", or tripping balls..
pretty much getting "loose" is now getting "splashy"

I got so Splashy last night!
Splashtastic!
Supercalafragilisticsplashlialadocious!
Fancy a Splash this evening/morning?
got stuff to splash with?

by TheLebaneseCucumberPod September 9, 2009