Foggy Spectacles

A man masturbates and gets as much pre-cum as he can on the lenses of a woman's glasses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy.

I was getting kinda annoyed at Amy for keeping those 3D glasses so I did the Foggy Spectacles.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

hailee shelton

She's super cute. sexy as hell, funny as hell, really beautiful! i love her long time!

Hey look, its Hailee Shelton! i just busted a nut!

by Hailee Shelton November 8, 2017

Ethan Skelton

7LCL BOI. SOME RANDOM WHITE BOI...Some random kid u know who is addict to fortnite 😕😕😕😕

ETHAN SKELTON IS A NAME

by vQ boi June 16, 2018

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

sam skelton

Sam skelton is a FUCKBOY who can be nice and fit but uses girls for a neck

That lad is being such a sam skelton FUCKBOY

by Kaitlyn & Jessica May 15, 2018

Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.

by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019