Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed Trap

The red-neck adaptation of a "trap" or "crack" house, which is known for the manufacture or distribution of drugs commonly know as speed.

Trevor set up a new speed trap in the trailer park down the road.

by Punchline4223 December 30, 2013

speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

speed poetry

(noun) a type of poetry that has to be conjured up within a small amount of time. collaborating with other poets and fluctuating back and forth between lines is recommended when generating a speed poem.

founded by areeb; advocated by electrofareeesis and cheezmoo19.

Pizza. (30 second speed poetry)

person 1) scourge of fine cuisine
person 2)when you enter my pait
person 1) my midriff explodes

person 2) eloquent turpiloquence

by Noooorie January 4, 2009

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 20, 2005

speed bumps

burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.

dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!

by cbldrg29 January 28, 2010