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snitted

When you sneeze and shit at the same time.
Oh God I just snitted myself!!
Time to change my pants cause I thought I had to sneeze and I shat myself.
by Gfndog November 17, 2013
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Snitch

to tell on a living thing to something that has authority over that living thing which you are telling on or to something that leads to something telling on a living thing to something that has authority over that living thing which you are telling on.
The old man saw 2 kids settling real buisness with a fight and snitched to the cops.
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Snit

(noun)
an unholy nun that lives in a convent still learning. a satanic bitch; Satanic Nun In Training
Omg you're such a snit, you unholy bitch
by randomassbitch1234 October 13, 2016
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Guy 1: Dude remember when I sneezed 5 minutes ago? Guy 2: yeah why? Guy 1: I think I snitt
by Snitter March 22, 2017
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Snitch

A popular excuse for a reason someone's in jail for breaking the law--they blame it on the person reporting them, no not tattling on them, for being a 'snitch'. When in reality, when your telling the police about a criminal it's reporting, not 'being a snitch'.
Yo bitch, why u gotta' be such a snitch dude? You're such a weak lil' pussy! Get a fukin' life mate no one likes you.
by CanadianBaka July 10, 2017
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A person who often talks to a "higher-up" about an issue that is never serious and only wants to see an employee get in trouble. Emphasis on getting the employee in trouble.

Example: The kind of person who wants to talk to the manager at the store or restaurant to get an employee in trouble; the customer NEVER cares if the employee improves, they want them to get in trouble instead of commenting or working something out about the etiquette of said employee. Extremely common in the United States supermarkets/superstores coming from abusive customers but unheard of in many other countries.

Very common within Supermarket/Superstore settings where the complaints tend to be common against employees who are often miserable or are going through a difficult time in life and cannot always provide a smile.
Person 1: some lady reported me to management because I was speaking in a monotone accent, yawned a few times and I didn't give her a smile. I wasn't misbehaving or disrespecting her but I was exhausted so admittedly I couldn't really speak in a happy accent.
Person 2: Wow, what a snitch. She didn't even take time to ask if you were doing ok.
by Dentiirion November 7, 2017
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a crossbreed of a rat and a kangaroo that cannot fight. strong pronounced T. used when someone has no defense and tries and fails.
"you snnnniT"
"erm yeah well.."
"you snit"
by t5y6hrgtdv May 13, 2018
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