Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.
This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.
The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.
The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.
The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.
The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.
by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009
Get the Snookered mug.A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.
by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013
Get the chinese snooker mug.verb: the act of blowing one's nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk
noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually associated with snonking; a whorebaby
noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually associated with snonking; a whorebaby
1.)
- I just snonked into my goldfishy's bowl.
- So that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. Quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! Jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol' gol'fish, 'at is!
2.)
- Stop being such a snonk!
- Why am I being a snonk?
- You're using up all my tissues! You've snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
- Well, they don't call this a snonking party for nothing!
- Yeah, that's true. Hey, would you pass me the kleenex? I gotta snonk.
- I just snonked into my goldfishy's bowl.
- So that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. Quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! Jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol' gol'fish, 'at is!
2.)
- Stop being such a snonk!
- Why am I being a snonk?
- You're using up all my tissues! You've snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
- Well, they don't call this a snonking party for nothing!
- Yeah, that's true. Hey, would you pass me the kleenex? I gotta snonk.
by Alabarr and Brenmc September 11, 2008
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Put on a snookie, it's cold outside.
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what happened with those girls you went to talk to at the bar? Total snooki's man, not worth buying a drink.
by Bobby Budlight December 15, 2012
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