snailed it

to ''snail it'' is to have a golden opportunity available to you in which a female is ready for you to 'take her', but you take way too long to pull the trigger and another male takes over the situation, and nails the girl before you.
Basically the opposite of ''nailing it''.

too slow to get done what needed to get done.

if you want it, you gotta jump on it before someone else does.

yo just letting you know, Jenna was all over your dick. Like she was ready for someone to do it up. But you didnt jump on the opportunity, so i went in for the kill on her.
ya snailed it, bruh.

by Saiya52 October 14, 2014

Grumpy Snail

When one partner lays reluctantly on his/her stomach and is then penetrated in the anus by their partner. Said partner has their back haunched for maximum insertion-giving the appearance of the shell.

"Tina owed me a favor so she let me give her a grumpy snail before we left for the party."

by fireman623 October 17, 2013

Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

by Biff Winton December 28, 2007

snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

by ignaciohernandez March 8, 2011

Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

by jaam121388 December 4, 2010

The snail

The snail is when the boy lays on his back with his hands behind his head with his elbows sticking up. The girl should be underneath a blanket in doggy position sucking the boy off. This should look like a snail, with the elbows being the eyes and the girl underneath the blanket being the shell

Oi man i walked into my room mate room last night and this girl was doing the snail on him.

by Crazy Johnny boy 745 June 18, 2006

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005