butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering

John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom

by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018

the safe worder

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"

John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.

by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019

japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.

"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."

by MrBigBombAssDick May 1, 2022

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 2, 2017

safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe space

A special room on campus where university educated young adults go and behave like children whenever they suffer a severe case of trump-a- meltression

If you are a true nationalist and patriot and don't like Trump, get over it; he won. Do not go to a safe space, run for office in 2020 with your own new and improved political ideas.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2017