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Shooting Star

The entry of alien ejaculation into the Earth's atmosphere.
The mass of shooting stars recently were blamed for the widespread pregnancy epidemic.
by Hiphopopotomus March 31, 2009
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Court shiting

Where a person runs out on a basketball court pulls down there pants and shits on the court. They do this for attention and/or to win a bet with someone that they won't do it.
by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
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shoeing

The act of pooping in ones trousers with runny poo and proceding to tread it in to the carpet with ones shoes.
Dave: oh man I've got to go

Mum: don't go shoeing again! The vax has worked overtime lately!!
by jaycool20 June 15, 2008
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Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.
Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.
by analnugget October 13, 2019
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arranged shooting

when criminals actually plan to shoot someone instead of shooting someone you dont know... like for an instance you are someone that has done something very bad in there life... so instead they kill him off so noone has to worry about him
Guy: okay tomorrow... we will have an arranged shooting and steal his knife for our collection!
guy2: when are we doing this or wattime???
guy1:tomorrow at 5 bwahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!
by the lil jon shit 2 September 25, 2010
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Shooting the bull

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.
by sashie January 24, 2009
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a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.
"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"
by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007
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