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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 September 15, 2008
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serve

To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.
"That girl was fierce." "I know did you see her serve?"
by Francois Andre February 6, 2007
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Severus Snape

Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there.
by Zee January 15, 2004
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Albus Severus and Scorpius

The new hot couple of harry potter slashs, making them the second most popular couple in fanfictions right behind Harry and Draco, their fathers!
Albus Severus and Scorpius are just so cute together !
by Cassie_333 February 5, 2008
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Severus Snape

Hot bitch professor, who often stars in my kinky Student/Professor fantasies, where I'm the student, yay. :D
Holy shit, Snape is so dark and tormented that its FUCKING HOT.
by chic geek August 21, 2003
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Severus Snape

Most amazing and awesome of the characters in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. Snape is sexy with a bad attitude because he's the onely person in the wizarding world that actually realizes how stupid everyone else is. He's probably amazingly powerful and he hates the annoying git Harry Potter.
"I hate that annoying git Harry Potter and I am sexy and powerful." ~Severus Snape~
by Severus July 31, 2006
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