September 1

today is national ask to touch a boys fingernail day

Ayden: hi wats up
Charlotte: Can I touch your fingernail
Ayden: what?
Charlotte: its September 1

by suck ma toes November 6, 2019

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September 28th

The anniversary date between Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson.

Many activities surrounding Larry stylinson occur on September 28th

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

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September 27

National tell your mom that she’s a bitch day!

Hey mom you such a bitch!!! love u ;) september 27

by King Jacob The Third October 17, 2020

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The hottest and most smartest humans were born. They're also the most flirty people in the world. They maybe depressed or holding on a fucking thread but they still remain unbothered by it lmao. They are the baddest bitches, they are the alphas. They will sure assert their dominance on every chance they get but deep inside they're just a softie little bitch. Overall, people who are born on September 19 definitely have a god-complex.

1. "How can you be so calm about this? You're already 3 months passed the deadline and still have a 100 pending homeworks to do??" It's because I was born on September 19.

2. "How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?? The duality oml" Again, it's because I was born on SEPTEMBER 19.

3. "Omg you're so-" YES I GET IT I'M PERFECT, I'M HOT, I'M A GOD, I ALREADY KNOW THAT CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE???? Jeez so annoying.

/j /nm

by 4thgenleaders July 30, 2021

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September 11

National kiss ur gf day.

September 11

by Charli grant September 11, 2021

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September 20th

Bunch of fucking idiots who signed a petition and thought it would be a splendid idea to storm Area 51; even after the Airforce had warned them NOT to storm Area 51 because they will take action and shoot everyone.

Fucking Idiots: We’re about to see some Aliens!

*Time Skip*

President on September 20 / 2020: Just as today, on September 20th 2019 marked the first ever moron wipe out; I am proud to say that we no longer have idiots roaming this planet.

by Kike Tyson August 6, 2019

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