scotsexual

An enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attraction to the way Scotland play rugby.

While my father and mother are both heterosexual, I primarily identify as scotsexual.

by Hayter April 15, 2022

scotsgamer

A sassy bitch who will put the fear of god in you when they get going

(dont make them angry)

person one i got yelled at today

person two you got scotsgamered

by tonnyyyyyyy November 16, 2022

Scotsplain

The subtle art of telling Scots that they are not good enough to have their own independent nation.

Unionist: Scots depend upon the UK to fund their social welfare, so they run a huge deficit; therefore Scotland can never be an independent country.

Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.

by Reeken Jockster February 18, 2023

The Scotsman

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.

Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.

by Gfield August 21, 2021

Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly

Got an angry Scotsman last night

by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022

Strawberry Scotsman

The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)

Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman

by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023

Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.

Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.

by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023