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Golden Scissoring 

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.
Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"

CID_SCISSORS 

CID_SCISSORS also known as Agent Scissors is the codename of John Costello, a man famous for being the father of the doxxer Raymond Costello.
"Why is CID_SCISSORS not cutting? Is he stupid?"
CID_SCISSORS by CID_DOUBLEBLADE October 6, 2023

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors 

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

Scissoring Bitch

a person that gets in a scissoring kind of mood all the time.
Cara Georgas is a scissoring bitch.
Scissoring Bitch by Shimizu ! February 2, 2009

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)
1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

Scissoring 

Scis-sor-ing:

Verb:

The act of taking scissors and jabbing it into ice to remove said ice from beneath your vehicle. This is so the vehicle can have more traction with the pavement and allow the vehicle to move. The scissors are also meant to be used in a sweeping motion as to remove the freed ice from the area that is being stabbed.
Julian: You were totally playing League of Legends.

Mike: No I was scissoring my car!
Scissoring by Michu Killer February 11, 2014