[Scankisarusous]

A very dirty woman. Particularly slutty, very promiscuous, likely to have STDs. Probably a prostitute. Woman of low moral fiber, exceptionally low self esteem, lacking any positive attitude whatsoever about sex, life, or men in general, Woman of particularly low vaginal hygiene.

you're not just a skank you're a Scankisarusous

by on May 8, 2015

scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scannypants

A chic hoe who enjoys skateboarding and nautical buffets. Has a strong exterior but is soft on the inside, almost like a chocolate truffle. The best kind. Enjoys long walks to the fridge rather than the beach, because she would rather catch food than catch crabs. Both intellectually and visually appealing. Often appears aloof but it is all part of her ambiguous demeanor. She enjoys a reel and an oul Limerick or two. Who doesn't.

What a scannypants.

by hanmeister May 23, 2016

Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017

scandiffio

A sophisticated person whom is date worthy, pretty, and knowledgeable. They always have great attitude, but if they get angry, watch out!

Damn. That girl is such a scandiffio and I would so smash !
Her booty is so juicy !

by Karmenel May 16, 2018