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Sam

A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012
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Sam

This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Sam is very smart
by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017
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Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.
Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?
by FECKULOL August 4, 2019
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Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
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Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs
Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** June 2, 2015
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sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
by Martin 123 November 7, 2019
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