Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023

Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

Salmon

This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.

Salmon is very annoying

by Stowos December 25, 2020

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

Salmon Run

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.

Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.

by Eteyos May 30, 2019

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022