When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
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(verb)
A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.
Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
(verb)
A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.
Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
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Salmon sisters: After a disappointing threesome, both Jane and her salmon sister came to realize they prefer female pleasuring.
by Flat Cat November 30, 2025
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"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"
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"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
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"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
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