Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006

stoned

when one's smoked enouug marijuana so that he/she doesn't care what others are talking about. user is his own world where everything others talk seems funny.

"I was so fuckin stoned that i din't care what shit others were talkin"..

by abackle November 15, 2006

Rolling Stone

A political magazine disguised as a music magazine.

Every time I look at a Rolling Stone, I swear there are more political articles than music articles. I don't read a MUSIC magazine for the fucking politics. I read it for the MUSIC.

by LoganR93 September 11, 2011

Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.

I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.

by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011

Stoned

The effect you get after smoking marijuana. When you are stoned , or high as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more marijuana you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the munchies.This is one of the reasons marijuana is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get paranoid while stoned, but some people don't though.

I want to get stoned.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy

Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?

by wesley dye October 12, 2007

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010