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The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.
“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”
by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024
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Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.
"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"
by aitomic December 9, 2021
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G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.
Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.
by TheMadler January 17, 2012
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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