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Red Spading

Red Spading is a form of McCarthy-ism; when commonplace notions are challenged or brought to the point of being invalid or wrong the argument turns to a comparison of patriotism.
"There is a lot of red spading in that Clooney movie she showed us, 'Good Night and Good Luck'."
"What do you mean? I thought it ended pretty abruptly."
by Oneyouknow July 18, 2018
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Fuck Spang

Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others
Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang
by Salty-boi July 25, 2021
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twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.
"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".
by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021
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Joe Spangie

something you use in a exciting manner.
"YOO THAT WAS SO COOL"

"Dont you mean that was totally joe spangie?"

"Oh yea my bad."
by Finn5 November 1, 2021
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Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."
by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022
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Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.
Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”
by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023
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