Facebook smurfing 

Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.

Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.

Person B: You're facebook smurfing.

Facebook smurfing by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010

Butthole smurfer 

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

Butthole smurfer by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

The smurf 

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

The smurf by ThePack101 October 16, 2019

butthole smurfers 

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

butthole smurfers by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

Woke smurf by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

Smurfed 

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

Smurfed by verberator July 19, 2010

smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot

Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?

smurfing by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014