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Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha
by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011
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Singlings

The word singlings is derived from the word single and siblings.

The word is most commonly used to define a person without a sibling -- A singling.
Go forth and lead the singlings (plural) and be their voice
by GriffinSteveXV September 27, 2022
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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
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single mom fundraiser

Hey my girl doesn’t approve of me going to the strip club so I told her we’re going to a single mom fundraiser.
by Gilmore, Happy March 10, 2023
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Single

Wtf is wrong with all bitches named with J and G ?
:)
J and G are not equivalent , G is before J and J is slanted while G cannot be slant .
Therefore, bitches with J and G are unfair.
Single defines J and G . All definitions .

:)
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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