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Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.
Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
by Crapspatula June 10, 2005
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Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.
I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.
by Scorched June 6, 2009
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shitty deal

Something Goldman Sachs sells to unsuspecting people, destroying the world economy.
Goldman Exec: Boy, that Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Other Exec: Should we sell it anyway, even if in causes and economic meltdown?

First exec: Who cares? We'll get rich!
by NovaNardis April 28, 2010
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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'
dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good
by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007
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Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.
by P3nderizor September 16, 2009
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Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.
I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.
by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010
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shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.
"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"
by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010
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