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nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.
You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)
by Bishmeister June 27, 2006
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Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.
Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”
by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021
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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
by mrhermatiawish December 9, 2008
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scroaters

SCROATERS- Teenage idiots that go round public roads/pavements/parks on scooters or scramblers causing mayhem to roadusers and pedestrians, pulling stunts.
SCROATERS: Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums)
Kids: See them bikers on the park riding round yesterday they're sick.
Father: They aren't bikers son, they're SCROATERS, Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums) if you want to be a biker son you need respect honour and loyalty. They're just idiots with no morals.
by Shady stafford March 30, 2017
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Scroatmeal

To serve your girl a hot load for breakfast.
She blew me in the morning, I servered a hot load of scroatmeal for breakfast.
by Tikieeky November 9, 2022
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scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.
I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.
by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005
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scratchyoneck

moded)wrong not right said to put in place

LOS ANGELES 80'S SLANG
KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK
by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005
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