jackson robert scott

Cute funny sweet lil smol bean that must be protected at all costs

No one:
Literally no one:
Me: I love Jackson Robert Scott!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.

My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.

by jaymax45 January 15, 2011

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Do a rosberg

To win an f1 championship and retire immediately after.

i might do a rosberg and retire.

by zokopi September 24, 2021

robbed

A expression used frequently after losing a game of ability draft.
Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.

No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.

You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.

A: Man i just got so robbed.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.

by blopppppppp August 17, 2021

An Abby-Roberts

When someone pulls an Abby-Roberts, they're saying the same joke over and over again even after everyone has told them the joke isn't funny anymore and it's just very annoying. Often times, the joke was never funny to begin with but for whatever reason they thought it was comedy gold and they just won't let it go.

Felicia: Das funneh!
Joey: That joke isn't funny anymore, please stop.
Felicia: Das funneh! Das funneh! Das funneh!
Joey: Seriously, please stop. You're pulling an Abby-Roberts right now.
Felicia: DAS FUNNEH!!
Joey: Bye, Felicia.

by scoobydoatl01 February 11, 2014

rubber johnny

A 6-minute short film by Chris Cunningham, commonly found on websites such as eBaum's World, Wimp, etc. Surprisingly, this film plus a 40-page book sells on Amazon for 10 bucks. This video is creepy and haunting, and about a supposed "teenage mutant" who dances in his wheelchair near the end, with lots of flashing lights. Looks like a rave-type thing. Many strange noises and weird images, so be warned.

Rubber Johnny creeps me out so much.

by Rae* October 10, 2005