When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 28, 2020
by HellaJaded November 04, 2013
The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.
I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.
by 3lectronicFan October 06, 2017
If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 04, 2019
When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.
by Napalm-Nate November 29, 2018
Synonymous with coke shits.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 06, 2022
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 22, 2015