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religion

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.
"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."
by spoonie g June 30, 2004
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Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.
Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.
by Zak November 15, 2003
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religion

Something made up a very long time ago to give the collective idiots of the world something to live for and believe in. Imagine believeing in something that never existed, a fictional "person" that secretly watched your every move and waited to judge you when you died!!! Whoever thought this up must have died of laughter!!!
christians, catholics, jews, buddhists, muslims..............

If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?

For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.

Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.
by Darrin March 1, 2004
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sack religious

a reverance for the power of wealth women possess that enables them to overlook a prospective mates flaws by focusing instead on his financial status.
here it is, hugh hefner is currently dating 19 yr old twins and has nonstop blondes all up on his sack religiously while oprah would have to ambush a slow midget in a wheel chair to get laid and baby got sack for days!
by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL May 4, 2010
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Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.
'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"
by rhmane December 25, 2010
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Religion

Person 1: "Dude fucking religion makes more sense then you"

Person 2: "fuck you cunt"
by robsayfuckthesystem December 16, 2008
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